Fire Incident Fan Prints

'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Donald Trump

Fire Assembly Point

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Head in the sand.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Smoking Firemen.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

Submarine emerges on top of building

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Oog's Fire Shop. Would you be interested in a maintenance agreement?

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

'I told you not to play with matches.'

"I always get these flare-ups."

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.