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'Will you PLEASE stop saying, 'could be worse.''

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Fire Assembly Point

Donald Trump

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

Head in the sand.

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Smoking Firemen.

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

Submarine emerges on top of building

The devil makes work for idle hands...

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

"Sorry. . . Houston isn't here at the moment - but if you'd like to leave a message. . ."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"I always get these flare-ups."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Student fire fighters at a training academy screw up holding the trampoline.

"Henry's always on call!"