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'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"The invention of taxidermy."

It's all gravy.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Crazy paving company.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

Head in the sand.

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

Big B: implode...explode.

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"Ms. Sherburn, could you bring me some scissors and another necktie please."

"Ooh, nice! Hardwood floors!"

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

Submarine emerges on top of building

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

"Iron Chef, my ass!"