Unfinished Project Fan T-Shirts

Unfinished project at the auto jumble.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Convenience.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"The invention of taxidermy."

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Canine Comedians

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

First past the post.

Bob’s Museum

Scientists building a tower

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Jokes machine.

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

Biographies. Don Rickles for Dummies

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Michael McIntyre.

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'Love your renovations.'

Control and Out of Control Group

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

Fireplace Projector.

Tapped Tree

Crazy paving company.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."