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'The Sunday funnies in PowerPoint... your dad is awesome, Billy!'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"To be or not to be."

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"I love my luvvie."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'Love your renovations.'

Fireplace Projector.

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Ms. Lippert, I think I'm being vetted. get rid of the Polaroids.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'Bartender! Will you please explain why my gaze has fallen upon a piece of wall not plastered with a blaring high-def TV???'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'The teacher says you're very clever for your age!'

Remember, one of my doors will always be open for you...you just have to guess the correct one.

Gustav Klimt

Stephen Fry

Bird's Mimicking the Three Little Pigs,

In hindsight, a hook hand was stupidly impractical.

Virtual reality platform.

Character trucks #4 Pick-up.

America's Next Top Baby

Community Playhouse. Actually, live theater is always in 3-D. (Published originally on March 11, 2014.)

Train ride simulator.

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."

O'Keefe.

'Is there a doctor in the audience, or preferably a handsome actor who can play a doctor?'

'I want to take my case to the highest court in the land ... Judge Judy.'