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Fireplace Projector.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Scientists building a tower

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Age-salary ratio

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'