Techie Projector Fan Gifts

Fireplace Projector.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'As you can clearly see, our profits continue to climb well into the third quarter.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

Age-salary ratio

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"It appears you have a virus."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"So that's my presentation: Could I have 100 million for the startup?"

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

'It's all hand made.'

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

The first recorded e-mail message was launched in the Gobi Desert by Kikitake Suji

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development