Looking for a gift for a tech stock fan? Our collection combines humor and intelligence, perfect for those who love the thrill of the market and the world of high-tech investments. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that resonates with their interests and keeps their passion front and center.
You invested in Facebook?! How could you? That bugs you? You, of all people, are mad that the FTC is suing Meta Platforms in an antitrust case? No, I mean how can you afford to invest? If you can afford to buy stock, then I pay you way too much. It was only $40! Quiet, I'm calculating your pay cut.
"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"
Time Machine Collision
"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."
'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives
"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"
'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'
Folding Container.
'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'
"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."
'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'
"Hamlet today"
"Fit watch say me need more steps."
'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'
"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."
"It appears you have a virus."
"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."
"All I need now is a trainer!"
'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'
'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'
Fireplace Projector.
Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!
"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."
The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...
'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'
When beavers dream.
'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'
"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"
"How am I going to put in a new tape?"
Future Nostalgia
"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."
Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address
'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'
Piggy bank #4: factory.
'We now pause for technical difficulties....'
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