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"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"Hamlet today"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

"Uh, try unplugging him, then plugging him back in."

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

Fireplace Projector.

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

When beavers dream.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

Maraschino, Inc.