Tech Throwback Fan Gifts

Future Nostalgia

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Time Machine Collision

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Drive in movies.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

You've got snail.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Snail with pc monitor.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"It appears you have a virus."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Postmodernist Pat, "the advent of 'electronic mail' has of course transcended the traditional 'sender-purveyor-receiver' relationship"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.