Tech Throwback Fan Gifts

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Drive in movies.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Computation Lite, 13 Computations Than Our Regular Formulas.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"It appears you have a virus."

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

You've got snail.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Snail with pc monitor.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."