Unfinished Projects T-Shirts

"Bob is constantly starting things he doesn't finish."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Bright Idea

D.I.Y

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Bob’s Museum

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

Architect at a batllefield.

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

"Now where's that idiot hiding? He was supposed to fix the door."

"Old Dave's been beavering away on that project all week...!"

"Well Mr Blofeld, it's gonna be a tricky job - especially the 100 metre, piranha-infested water tank..."

"It's going well so far."

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

He claims he brings them home to fix them, but they only end up all over the yard.

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."