Completed Project T-Shirts

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Empty box of ideas

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"#Win!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Bright Idea

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

D.I.Y

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

Whiskey wars

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"Did you hear? Melinda Alvarez, the smartest girl in school, made an ice cream machine for her science project and then shared it with all her teachers! What did you make, Gracie?"

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

Architect at a batllefield.

Digger.