Completing A Big Project T-Shirts

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"#Win!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

Whiskey wars

High Five

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'At last! Everest conquered! Honey, hand me the corkscrew.'

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

"Excuse me, sir. I am prepared to make you a rather attractive offer for your square."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

"I'm overcome with emulsion!"

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

Bricklayer admires her work.

"When we close this deal, Everett, I'm going to do a little dance, but I'd like to do it at the Harvard Club."