Government Projects T-Shirts

Another failed weapons project by the U.S. government.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

D.I.Y with dad.

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

Converted Parking Garage

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Children's Imagination

social services cuts

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"I see you got an A+++ in science."