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D.I.Y with dad.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

A Good Batch.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Man using to much bug spray

The Hobby Store

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"