Construction Projects T-Shirts

'How much will you get if the building you're working on burns down tonight?... Five to ten years.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Young Frankenstein"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Pipe Dream.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Empty box of ideas

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I found the termites!'

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

God's Subcontractors

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Building Sandcastles.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'