Unfinished Project Fan Gifts

Unfinished project at the auto jumble.

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Convenience.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

Canine Comedians

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

First past the post.

Bob’s Museum

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

Jokes machine.

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Rodin's Freemason (unfinished)

"Deal with it Your Majesty- Comedy is king!"

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'I haven't been feeling funny lately doctor.'

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

'Love your renovations.'

Control and Out of Control Group

'I thought I might try a bit of Stand-up.'

Fireplace Projector.

Crazy paving company.

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Tapped Tree