Finish Line Fan Gifts

First past the post.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

En garde!

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

100k Desert Crawl

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

En-guard dog.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Street Musician

Happy Xmas

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Porcupines fencing with quills.

The Race

Acupuncture.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

Manager please give 10%

Sprinting speeding ticket

String quartet leave 4 different sized cases to collect their busking money.