Finish Line Fan Pillows

First past the post.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

En garde!

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

100k Desert Crawl

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

En-guard dog.

'I believe you were first.'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Happy Xmas

Acupuncture.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Street Musician

Porcupines fencing with quills.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Manager please give 10%

Sprinting speeding ticket

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"