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"The invention of taxidermy."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Schrödinger and his cat

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Control and Out of Control Group

Lumberjack's Epic Fail

'Test results are back. Coffee, donuts, sleep deprivation. Doc, you've got to start taking better care of yourself.'

'Are you sure his hat was like that when we started?'

'We tried crossing a turkey with an octopus to get eight drumsticks, but it didn't quite work out!

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

Implications of the quantum wavefunction 12: 'You can never be complete safe.' Until it actually hits something a fired projectile could materialize anywhere.

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Football Boomerang.

Sleep Disorder Research.

'No, you can't take a mulligan on your test.'

After the Feds closed down Pavlov's lab, Rex was luck enough to land a nice civil services position.

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

"My name is Cloth - J.Cloth."

"I've found the problem. Rodney isn't your ventriloquist dummy. He's your Siamese twin."

I tried to take eighteen credits.

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

'Anyone for doubles?'

'The last time you were here, your room was trashed.'

Crash Test Smartie

Family acid trip

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

Unfinished project at the auto jumble.

Two identical men at party, "Harvey this is William, he impersonates people"