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Four men in kilts.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Och lye the news'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

'Love your renovations.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Donald Trump

"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

William Wallace.

"Have you tried using one of these?"

The George Best laid pyramid schemes of Mice and Men.

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

'You paid the insurance bill, right?'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

Happy Burn's Night!

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."

"Well, at least it's a dry heat."

"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Big B: implode...explode.

Submarine emerges on top of building

'Honest, MacDuff — I was only trying Irish whiskey!'

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn

"I always get these flare-ups."

Burn's Night.