Four men in kilts.
Burns Night Fan Gifts
Looking for a gift for a Burns Night enthusiast? Discover a range of cheerful and clever products that celebrate Robert Burns, from amusing mugs and T-shirts to plush pillows and artsy prints. These gifts capture the warmth and wit of Scotland’s beloved poet, ideal for fans who appreciate humor, poetry, and Scottish heritage. Whether they’re reciting Burns’ poetry or reminiscing about the night, you'll find a gift that speaks to their passion for all things Burns. Add a touch of Scottish charm to their celebration with these thoughtfully designed, fun-loving items that make any Burns Night memorable.
Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire
'Och lye the news'
"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."
Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.
"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"
Scot country dancing,
Robert Burns
'Love your renovations.'
'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'
Donald Trump
"I apologize, sir, but I'm having trouble finding a technician willing to come out and remove the insidious fire creature from your computer."
Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor
Highland Pipe Band Drum Major
'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'
'We've created fire! We're Gods!'
William Wallace.
"Have you tried using one of these?"
The George Best laid pyramid schemes of Mice and Men.
"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."
'You paid the insurance bill, right?'
'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)
Happy Burn's Night!
The devil makes work for idle hands...
"It's nice to look at, but what else is it good for."
"Well, at least it's a dry heat."
"The ice at the rink isn't smooth. I think the maintenance team slipped up."
'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'
Big B: implode...explode.
Submarine emerges on top of building
'Honest, MacDuff — I was only trying Irish whiskey!'
"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."
Broke? Declare Yourself a Church and Burn
"I always get these flare-ups."
Burn's Night.
Burns Night Fan Gifts Collection
Burns Night Fan Mugs
Explore our collection of Burns Night-themed mugs—perfect for fans who want to enjoy their favorite beverage with a humorous or poetic touch.
Burns Night Fan Pillows
Cozy up with our Scottish-themed pillows—ideal for Burns Night or any time you want a touch of Scottish comfort at home.
Burns Night Fan Prints
Decorate your space with stunning prints inspired by Robert Burns—each one a tribute to Scotland’s national poet and his timeless poetry.
Burns Night Fan T-Shirts
Find quirky and stylish T-shirts perfect for Burns Night—celebrate Scotland’s poet with witty slogans and Scottish charm.