Burns Night Gifts

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"It's burns night."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Burn's Night!

'Honest, MacDuff — I was only trying Irish whiskey!'

'Och lye the news'

The George Best laid pyramid schemes of Mice and Men.

Robert Burns

'Here after let this be known as the night of the long side burns!'

William Wallace.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scot country dancing,

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Bingo night.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

Sparkler

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'