Burns Night T-Shirts

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"It's burns night."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Burn's Night!

'Honest, MacDuff — I was only trying Irish whiskey!'

'Och lye the news'

Robert Burns

'Here after let this be known as the night of the long side burns!'

William Wallace.

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Scot country dancing,

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Bingo night.

'You've got the wrong idiot, number.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Playing cards.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"Let's see now - have we got everything?"

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

Sparkler

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"