Bonfire Night Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sparkler

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Scot country dancing,

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Sparklers

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Guy, is that you?'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Fire break.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'