Fire Breather Gifts

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Marshmallow Roast

"What … have … you … done?"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

Organic Soldering.

"We only have the Bible."

Athens wildfires

"What? No Vanilla?"

"I think he stood on a nettle."

Acme Candles - In case of fire, break glass.

"I thought that open-hearth furnace was a little too open."

Bathing Flowers.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

Zombie Campfire

"Too bad—the kid had talent."

"The crew are all on tea-break at the moment. Try and keep the fire going until we can get there."

Courage Frosty. Courage.

Fire Sale.

"Do you think teaching him fire building is a good idea?"

'...the midday sun can play funny tricks with a mans mind.'

"I warned him over eating could damage his health."

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

'Hello, can you check, I may have left my blow torch on.'

'They shouldn't let him perform if he has hiccups!'

'You're a hunting dog and you build a campfire downwind from a campsite?!'

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"I'm not having a nice day."