Bonfire Gatherer Pillows

'Yours is different than the other book clubs I've belonged to.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

The vegan hunter

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bonfire

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Fire break.