Bonfire Night Aficionado Pillows

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'

Sparklers

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Sparkler

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Guy, is that you?'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Fire break.

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Bonfire of the Paperwork