Bonfire Night Aficionado Pillows

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

'I wish for once you'd just forget about stocking fireworks.'

Sparklers

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

Fire break.

'I wonder where my best suit is?'