Bonfire Night Pillows

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

'Really, I'm not scared of fireworks, but I use them as an excuse to run away for a few hours...'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

"The finale should be good"

'We now accept chip & pin.'

'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'

Guy Fawkes calendar

'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'

"Hand over the cash, or I set it off"

'You idiot Fawkes, I said 'gunpowder, treason and plot!''

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

Acme Firework Company

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Fireworks party and nuclear mushroom cloud in background.

Sparklers

"What do you reckon - Diwali, Bonfire Night or ISIS?"

The Politician Firework - 'It's expensive, promises a lot and ends up being a disappointment, but it does go on for ages.'

"Penny for the guy. . ?"

'Guy, is that you?'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Sparlkers

Sparkler

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

"I wish he took family planning precautions as seriously."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'

Guy Fawkes dummy listens to a 'Guy Pod'