Bonfire Night Pillows

'Okay, son, when I yell 'Now!' light the fuse and we'll watch this baby blast off!'

'Really, I'm not scared of fireworks, but I use them as an excuse to run away for a few hours...'

Mother says to son on Bonfire Night: 'Of course, we won't actually be burning the Guy because of the carbon emissions.'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Catesby's Fyrework Company: 'You're the Marketing Manager, Fawkes - Devise some sort of advertising campaign.'

'O.K. One box of sparklers... for that I'll need your birth certificate, passport, national insurance no., driving licence, blood group and shoe size.'

Guy Fawkes calendar

'We haven't used that part of the garden in years. You should never return to a lit firework.'

'We now accept chip & pin.'

"The finale should be good"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Top floor, please.'

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

Acme Firework Company

"Hand over the cash, or I set it off"

'You idiot Fawkes, I said 'gunpowder, treason and plot!''

Sparlkers

Guy Fawkes dummy listens to a 'Guy Pod'

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"I wish he took family planning precautions as seriously."

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

Sparkler

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

'Guy, is that you?'

"Penny for the guy. . ?"

The Politician Firework - 'It's expensive, promises a lot and ends up being a disappointment, but it does go on for ages.'

'Penny for the guy who invented indoor fireworks'

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Sparklers

Absurd firework lighterdouser