Bonfire Night Buff Pillows

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Squeal like a pig!

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Bonfire

Sparklers

Bath Bonfire

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"