Bonfire Night Fan Pillows

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Sparkler

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

Sparklers

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Guy, is that you?'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"