Bonfire Nights Pillows

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Guy, is that you?'

Sparklers

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Och lye the news'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

Scot country dancing,

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Robert Burns

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bonfire

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Bath Bonfire

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

William Wallace.

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Don't play with firework(ers).'

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

Fire break.