Bonfire Night Enthusiast Pillows

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

'Guy, is that you?'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

The man who discovered smoke

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Bath Bonfire

Sparklers

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bonfire

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Top floor, please.'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'I wonder where my best suit is?'