Bonfire Night Lover Pillows

'Penny for the guy who invented indoor fireworks'

Sparklers

Good News about winter

Pyjama party

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Sparkler

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Bath Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Top floor, please.'

'Guy, is that you?'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

'You had me at 'warning'.'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

'Guy Fawkes and trick or treat - two for the price of one for one night only - please give generously.'

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

Bonfire B.B.Q. - Knives & Fawkes.

"Poor baby! You can come out now... all that nasty banging has stopped!"

'I'm not fat, am I?'