Bonfire Pillows

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Love your ambiance!"

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Sparkler

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

Sparklers

Bath Bonfire

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bonfire

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'Guy, is that you?'

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

Tomorrow's Special: Flavored Whole Milk

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"Fire down."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.