Bonfires Pillows

The annual burning of the winter coats.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"He's making a retirement statement - he's burning all his DIY books."

Penny for the Guy - Amy Winehouse.

'A penny? What the devil's THAT?'

101 uses of a dead cat: bonfire

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Och lye the news'

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Love your ambiance!"

Sparkler

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Scot country dancing,

Robert Burns

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Sparklers

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Top floor, please.'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'