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"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Monster Baseball

Halloween Selfie

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Sparkler

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Squeal like a pig!

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Bonfire

Bath Bonfire

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Sparklers

'You don't look anything like Count Dracula and I should know, because he's a personal friend of mine.'

'Top floor, please.'

"...It's to celebrate winning the world cup in 1966"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"And, of course all our rockets come with a three second warranty."

"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'Guy, is that you?'

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

They're so thoughtful

"I feel more quaint than wicked."

'I foresee a long, smoldering future together for us Miss Wheel, or may I call you Catherine?'