Cozy Fire Enthusiasts Prints

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Good News about winter

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

The man who discovered smoke

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Dog with chew toy.

Smiley

Collecting logs

Collecting wood for the fire.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'I like it.'

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

'Fred insists on giving something up for Lent!'

Smoking Section

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.