Ballpark Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

'I don't know why, but food always tastes better at the ballpark.'

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

350 Feet.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Perils of the double play.

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Currently Boston

Sheltering in place.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'OK, now let's switch places.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Extra innings.

Goodbye Opiate of the Masses

Monster Baseball

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Slugger goes yard!!!"