Ball Pit Explorer Gifts

'I don't care where you lost your yarmulke, if you don't find it I'm not bringing you here again.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The Golfing Accident

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Lumbar support animal

Pointing.

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Walkers