Sand Pit Mischief Gifts

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

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Sunbathers.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Extra Long-jump

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

"I told you we should have given them treats!"

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

'...and you can take that wag off your tail!'

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Sand Painting

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

Sandpit Egg Timer.

'Harriet - We outlasted him!'

Sand trap

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."