Sand Play Gifts

Sandpit Egg Timer.

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Sunbathers.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

"First snowman?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Building giant sand pies.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Children playing football.

Snowman

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'I hope it;s an express.'