Sand Gifts

'How could you kids be so irresponsible?! You bury your dad in the sand and then lose him, knowing full well that the car keys are in his pocket!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Sunbathers.

Lorry driver amazed to see small boy relaxing in the sand he's delivering

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

Segregated Beach

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Sand Snowmen

Son burying his dad in sand

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'No surf?'

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

A Kangermoo

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Buried at the Beach