Sand Pillows

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Sunbathers.

Lorry driver amazed to see small boy relaxing in the sand he's delivering

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Segregated Beach

Building giant sand pies.

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

'No surf?'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Thanks again, kid!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

A Kangermoo

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Another Victim of Beach Brain

A fat saxophonist on the beach wearing a rubber ring.

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.