Sand Collector Pillows

Hourglass Island

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Well....I could've done this!"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Try me/try me/try me...

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Feeling for shells

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Utility Chic.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You get one every time you order something online."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Big advantage!!'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

For Sale By Owner

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'I love the Giant's Causeway.'

Snail Love.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.