Sand Collector Gifts

Hourglass Island

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Sunbathers.

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Feeling for shells

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Utility Chic.

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"You get one every time you order something online."

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Big advantage!!'

"Your main problem is that instead of a set of complex organs composed of specialized sensory cells and sophisticated nerve structures, you've got two pieces of coal."

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

There it is – my dream beach house.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

For Sale By Owner

Snail Love.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.