Sand Sneak Gifts

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Sunbathers.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Segregated Beach

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'No surf?'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Another Victim of Beach Brain

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'Curiosity'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

"There's nothing like the feeling of sand between your toes. Although, now that I'm back, I should probably shower."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Cover your eyes.'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

Birdwatchers don't notice birds stealing their sandwiches.

Patisserie: He'll never know.