Sand Sleuth Gifts

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Segregated Beach

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Stratigraphy

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Undercover Biophysicists

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

'No surf?'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'