Sand Sleuth Pillows

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

Segregated Beach

Stratigraphy

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'No surf?'

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!"