Snacker In The Sand Trap Gifts

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

A man plays golf by the sea

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Breakfast surreal.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'